Western Michigan just beat Central Michigan.
Western Michigan students are storming the field.
I'm in a bar waiting (for my life to
change) to be a taxi, I've inked red
three pages, the regulars eyebrow
one another, get a load of this fucker.
I pulled out my cellphone and faked texting.
My dog poohed in the downpour as soon as outside.
Who cares if it was in his own self-interest.