Good thing Kasper Payne resigned Troy Perkins.
Perkins sucks, the rest of the players suck, the front office sucks, the owner sucks, Maryland, Virginia, and especially the District suck, though United's did get the diacritic marks of Bošković's name on his uniform. Awesome. Thank goodness Fullback pulled rant-duty this week.
UPDATE!
I didn't mean to slight Curt Onalfo. Curt, you suck too.
Another rant.