Did You Know Washington DC Has A Professsional Soccer Team?

And tonight, motherfuckers, it's BRANKOTIME!

I hope Bošković is good. I hope he cares. I hope when he breaks it's because was crippled by horrible MLS tactics and even shoddier refereeing rather than gallardoing an injury and stealing the money on the way back to Montenegro.

I hope Pablo Hernandez is good. I hope he cares. I hope when he breaks it's because was crippled by horrible MLS tactics and even shoddier refereeing rather than gallardoing an injury and stealing the money on the way back to Montevideo.

Can I take a second to acknowledge serendipity's generosity?

Jeebus I need four home games (one in Bermangoyds (TM, yo)). I'm actively curious as to the starters and the formation. I wonder who sits for Branko (he starts, yes?), whether Hernandez starts (and Allsopp and Cristman sit). But mostly though, know what?

I just want to scream SHOOT THE FUCKING BALL! at the top of my lungs and then collapse into uncontrollable laughter when United's striker vomits on his shoes. You?