I'm sucker-punched I had so much invested in Fulham, and not just because of first Brian McBride and now Clint Dempsey, not just because I saw Craven Cottage from the bus on the road between Heathrow and London, but mostly for all reasons silly and valid I remain a repentant but dependable rube.
Yes, yes I do I know West Ham fans chant, "Does your butler know you're here?" at Fulham fans.