I got to Lot 4 at 710, with a line of permit-holders behind me, and I literally got the last parking spot because the assclowns that run parking didn't cut off the drive-ups in time. I got in line for a beer at 720, stood in line for ten minutes because the Sodexho assclowns didn't open up enough beer vendors for a crowd of 20K+ only to be told there was no Harp, no Yuengling, just fucking Miller Lite, WHICH ISN'T BEER, then stopped at a stand selling what smelled like rat meat tortillas and got a can of Modelo, and when I tipped a dollar for the Sodexho assclown to pour a can into a plastic cup, the assclown told the other vendor standing there with his thumb up his ass, See, these white boys don't tip.
Then United came out flat, disinterested, disorganized, suckful. Verily, when United's two best plays of the night were Christian Gomez disrespecting Tom Soehn and Benny My Love taking a stoopidly ghastly red, tis time to begin honing the obituary.
Here's Goff's player ratings:
Kocic 5; Vaughn 4, Jakovic 5, James 4, Burch 3; Khumalo 4, Simms 4, Olsen 3, Quaranta 4; Gomez 4, Pontius 4. Subs: Moreno 4, Fred 3, Emilio 3.
Soehn's an idiot. The only player on United in the first half who looked like he could score was subbed out at half for Fredsux? And what was the point of humiliating Gomez? Strike fear into the players?
Meh, here's the deal. The front office sucks (Peralta, Martinez, Carvalho, Niell, Gallardo, Fred, Janicki, etc); the coach sucks; the players have quit; the parking lot attendants suck; Sodexho blows donkeys.
Me, I'm putting my deposit on next season's tickets this Friday/payday, but I'm a stoopid fucking roob who finds my anger at losing as cathartic as my joy at winning and my fandom a needed outlet for my tribal and religious instincts, but there aren't enough dopes like me who'll buy this shitty product that this franchise can survive. St. Louis United, mofos.
Curmudgeon ponders his season ticket renewal, makes awesome proposal, though I wonder if it's adopted how Benny's red card would affect it. Fullback eviscerates Soehn.
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