The Part of the White Bird That Isn't White Is Throbbing

Alexander (R-TN), Barrasso (R-WY), Bond (R-MO), Brownback (R-KS), Bunning (R-KY), Burr (R-NC), Chambliss (R-GA), Coburn (R-OK), Cochran (R-MS), Corker (R-TN), Cornyn (R-TX), Crapo (R-ID), DeMint (R-SC), Ensign (R-NV), Enzi (R-WY), Graham (R-SC), Gregg (R-NH), Inhofe (R-OK), Isakson (R-GA), Johanns (R-NE), Kyl (R-AZ), McConnell (R-KY), Risch (R-ID), Roberts (R-KS), Shelby (R-AL), Thune (R-SD), Vitter (R-LA), Wicker (R-MS).

I can't shed the Lessshitty defense because the assholes above must be Moreshitty than all the Lessshitty who voted for this bill.

(It does occur to me that I'm arguing that the Lessshitty should be more-shitty towards the Moreshitty until the Moreshitty are less-shitty, at which point the Lessshitty should revert back to their natural less-shitty selves once the Moreshitty have been forcibly rendered docile, yo.)

Do you think America will give up hegemony gracefully? Neither do I. Wait until the Moreshitty acknowledge that hegemony is already gone. Watch the Lessshitty scramble to become more shitty than the Moreshitty.

Ah, Lessshitty rewarded. And I think I'm a rube.

Heh, the Moreshitty shitstorm will be AWESOME!

Heh, the hehs from all corners will be AWESOME!

One :Giving it to a sitting American head of state while his country is engaged in two major conflicts resulting from its occupation of supposedly sovereign foreign countries...  is like giving me the Nobel Prize in Medicine because I promise all my bareback partners that I am going to cure AIDS.

Two: the nobel laureate is martin luther king...with predator drones.

Three: One of the bigger fucking absurd fucking travesties of a low fucking dishonest fucking decade".

AWESOME!

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UPDATE!

I address the Nobel Committee:

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• Militant Dysphoria, continued.
• Militant Dysphoria, continued.
  
• Mighty Obamapostasy.
• Obamaco will draw the wrong conclusions.
• Bubbling beneath the surface.
• The Lives of Others.
• Every ideology is right.
• What's bad about a good idea.
• Dead Presidents.
• When pigs squabble.
• UPDATE! I've just been told I'm #1 google hit on "krauthammer asshat."
• Tom does righteous work once, twice, three times, four.
• Videos you won't see on Fox News.
• Hoohaw to dreams of glorious Blegsylvania.
• Second Stonehenge.
• Sex Mad Men Search for Lesbian Chako Paul City!
• My present and future hell.
• Bromark's hell.
• It's not lack of curiosity or culinary-courage, it's Wheaton.
• Thyraphobia, part twelve.
• Fleabus responds to my nargled snirfling about the bleg. (That's Jess, btw, who snirfles.)

• It is a federal law that every review of Joyce Carol Oates novel MUST mention how she writes too many goddamn books.
• Joyce Carol Oates on her literary influences. (h/t)
• Herta Müller?
• New Ashbery.
• ADVICE SOUGHT! Does anyone know of a program that would act, in essence, as both a word document and a digital canvas? That would allow me to do something like this?
• Holy Crap! Look at all these new MP3. Then give to KEXP.
• New Air. Jeebus, I love it.
• New Flaming Lips reviewed.
• Today's Listening Assignment.

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YOU COULDN'T READ A BOOK ABOUT IT

Martha Ronk

When he goes upstairs he can't find the one he wants
and says, you always like the really depressing ones.
Over time words like florid lose their meanings
and the part of the white bird that isn't white is throbbing
    since yesterday
whether I like it or not.
You couldn't read a book about it or take binoculars
as you keep meaning to or use the painting of the crow
this morning over the newly mown hay or was it wheat you
    saw,
despite the heavy brush strokes, move wings in that slow way.

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Born sixty-nine years ago today: