Reobamagasmdux

Consensus seems coagulating that Obama's .06% less shittiness than McCain vis a vis the crisis in Iran has saved us all from nuclear annihilation, which is just as stoopid a meme as right-wingers saying pwoggles wanna pweemptively suwwender and embwace shawia law (though, nuclear annihilation is .06% more likely, my faith teaches me).

Reminder: I love me some empire - I am invested, complicit, and rooting for my continued comfortable life. I'll do what I can that the lives of brown people on the other side of the world are .06% less shitty, I'll vote for whores who are .06% less likely to take pride in bombing civilians, who will order the military to adjust their tables of engagement so .06% fewer civilians die, but a man can only do so much and continue to disc golf on weekends.

.06% less shitty! Buy into your complicity whole-heartedly, skip the Adjustable Rube Mortgage, and then address your less-shittiness.

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• UPDATE! Sorta what I was saying, only sorta not.
  
• .06% more shitty.
• Jeebus, I'm in a vile mood, but why would anyone think this would stop moral scolds from scolding: this will increase the scolding.
• How it works.
• Collection of .06% shittier people.
• UPDATE! A pint to the first of you who finds me a link to a brave American bedwetter comparing his fight against obamafascism to Iranian protesters against Ahmadinejad.
• UPDATE! Not DING! but close. What I find demoralizing is how superbly the Triscallions coordinate every Obama move to the right with two pigfarts of stoopider (eg).

• Modo identifies Obama's great moral failure.
• Dysphoria Revisited.
• Obamapostasy. Here too.
• Tell me you didn't click this after reading this quote:

Here is a movie that’s skillful enough to have someone dangling over a cliff with an intestine serving as a rope, but that doesn’t have the instincts to make any of its characters Jewish.

• American patriots.
• Important religious/soccer announcement.
• I posted a link to Digby Monday, and someone on a Sitemeter counter pings back to see what I wrote? Me? Wonder what happens if I light this.
• Look what I've got in my hands:

 

and

• Today's Listening Assignment.
• Motherfucking corporate dickweeds won't let me post this video.
• O! NO! Sonic Youth reviewed in New Yorker, the sell-out fuckers.
• Today's Listening Assignment.
• Easily one of my five favorite songs ever, on the radio as I type this, posted here many times.
• Today's Listening Assignment. Start with I Want to Kill .
• Today's Listening Assignment.
• Another favorite song, on my radio as I type this, I've posted before but can't ever again because of motherfucking corporate dickweeds.
• Today's Listening Assignment. Start w/Easy. Great song UPDATE! Having listened over and over again today, Easy is Song O'the Year so far for me, easy, but I'm a rube for hooks.
• For instance.

Updates later. Or not.

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e.e. cummings

Buffalo Bill's

defunct
            who used to
            ride a watersmooth-silver
                                                    stallion
and break onetwothreefourfive pigeonsjustlike that
                                                                            Jesus

he was a handsome man
                                    and what I want to know is
how do you like your blueeyed boy
Mister Death

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