Phwee!

Panetta is the bone Obama's thrown to the Greenwaldians, a swift bitch-slap of Rockefeller and sucker-punch for Feinstein and a big fuck-you to cocktail Washington AND careerist CIA turds, plus nominating a guy on very public record as aghast at the Bush CIA? sCHWINg! and by sCHWINg! I mean Rubes, does anyone play us better?

It's first level obamapology reminding you McCain might have won in November and dropped dead New Years Eve. Sarah Palin and the Gaza genocide, think about that.

It's second level obamapology reminding you we have NO idea how deep, wide, and broad the shitfields Obama needs wade through just to get to the septic tank he needs to honey-dip.

It's third level obamapology reminding you, pHWEe! farts smell worse the truer they ripen.

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• Consider.
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• Pastor Gerson covers his sanctimonious ass.
• Poolesville causes cancer. But you knew that.
• Moco crime.
• Jon Swift's 2009 Predictions.
• Elric's in Cambodia. Here are Cambodian kittens:

            Please bring me back the black one. (Click, yo.)

• Something to do one day.
• Rake sorta proposes a project, and I'm down for Elkin, though not if it's hardcore blogobligatory.
• Jeebus, look at this corpse:

            Wayne Booth. Heard that name lately?

• The one blog you must visit every day.
• Max links to all stories published in New Yorker in 2008.
• OH! former lover Erin Gray is 59 today.

Updates later. Or not.

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