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You Keep Saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Give me a word to use other than p___y to describe Michael Goldfarb:

John McCain is running to own the nuclear keys and he sends out this p___y to make this p____fied surrogacy?

Fat p____ies in sansobelts, these p____ies look exactly as you'd expect a caricaturist to draw Republican p____ies.

Remember: free speech and civil liberties extend to p____ies as well as you and me. The p___ies.

UPDATE!

I couldn't bring myself to read all of this past looking at the pictures: Obama is Malcolm X's love child?

wOOt! it were true.

Hmmm, Pam Atlas....  What's the word I'm looking for?

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• Read this.
• Brain-dead p___ies.
• Awesome p___y linkages!
• Not an American even when alive.
• While it's true Biden's only job was to help win Pennsylvania, only the glare of Palin's suckitude hides the suckitude of Biden.
• (A) STFU and (B) Obamapostasy.
• Because deregulation has worked fabulously.
• Current bullet on WashPost online: Milbank: For Barack Obama, Size Matters
• World's shittiest human fears for Limbaugh's livelihood.
• Frederick asks a pertinent question.
• I'm strangely ambivalent about this.
• My will will state my datebooks are un-facsimile-able!
• Some terrific lit-links.

Updates later. Or not.

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When I think of P___y and think females I think only of Galore

because I'm very very old.

Catherine Gale, mofos: better sometimes than Emma Peel.

Mmwahgolomaniacal!

To be honest, I thought Obama had finally screwed-up: he grossly underestimated the magnitude of awesome suckitude of Palin/McCain.

A half-hour infomercial when ten points ahead (full disclosure - I didn't see it; I was here) seemed overkill/shark-jumping, even when I remember that Obamacamp bought the TV time when they were anticipating the race, a week before the election, to be in or near margins-of-error.

Obamacamp miscalculated just how shitty a candidate McPalincane is and spent seven million dollars on a half hour of Obama as Billy Mays selling Obama, opening, I feared, Obama to attacks of hubristic arrogance and self-coronation by a media desperate for a horse race. It made Tom Shales hot, so ick, but so far no such backlash. We'll see.

Thank Lord Etcheverry I didn't see it. I don't want any fucking ginzu knives with the power of orange cleaning enzymes no how.

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• Texas can secede anyfuckingtime it wants.
• Tom Delay's from Texas.
• David Broder teethes his McCain melba toast.
• Duh: The Sequel.
• John McCain is a pussy.
  
• John McCain is a pussy.
• Batshittistic!
• Kaganistic batshittery, an analysis.
• Kittens: The Anti-American Species!
• The Obama-McCain dance-off gets cruncky.

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Quiet needed:

United 2, Marathon 4

What? Game analysis?

Obit over the weekend, but 17-24-6. That's 57 points out of a possible 141. That's 1.2 points per game.

Good news? In a meaningless game Rod Dyachenko rode the bench. Unfair I know, but the gaping hole at the ten's last name might be Gallardo, but someone decided Dyachenko could fill it when necessary. All the talk about the defensive liabilities is valid, but midfield - remember when midfield was United's overwhelming strength - midfield, wings and ten, are Reason One for United's mighty suck.

Goff player ratings:

Wells 4; Martinez 4, Janicki 5, McTavish 4, Burch 5; Quaranta 4, Simms 5, Fred 3, Guerrero 5; Khumalo 5, Doe 6. Subs: Vide 4, Emilio 4.

Guerrero, maybe Burch as a back-up and McTavish as a back-up and Doe as a back-up, and Simms can stay, the rest can go, and all are interchangeable MLS mediocrities. There is no one special. And people, please stop talking about Janicki as the next Nelsen - two Marathon goals were directly on him. He's the white Ezra Hendrickson.

OH! United didn't give me anything when I walked through the gate. Twenty-seven home games, I was at every single one (including Houston twice), I've already made the deposits on next season's tickets, and fracking United couldn't give season-ticket holders a $10 coupon for showing up for an utterly meaningless game to spend on shitty United gear?

OH! Had a terrific time!

• Meanwhile, here's Lifton's obit.
• Meanwhile, Boehm contemplates the long winter.
• Meanwhile, Shatz's obit.
• Meanwhile, Fullback on player acquisitions.
• Meanwhile, Goff decides who lives and dies.

More on last night and season autopsies as I see them. Or not.

Mwarg Before the Meh

Watch the Republican pussy:

Sweet baby jeebus, they even look like pussies.

I sit down to watch, thinking, it's gotta be tough to be a Republican dickspurt pissing for McCain. I watch a minute and think, he's so good an actor as to sell the bullshit with a straight face, I hope he's well paid. I watch a third minute and think, holy fuck, this ass actually believes what he's saying. I watch a fourth minute and think, what a freaking, self-loathing, self-pitying, whiny corn kernel in a spray of pig-diarrhea. I watch a fifth minute and think, what a pussy.

I particularly like how this pussy, at the end of the interview, shouts how Obama has "never done anything tough in his life," because, you know, being a nigger in America, abandoned by his father, raised by his grandmother, dirt poor, working his way through college, being named editor of the Harvard Law Review, then getting a job at the University of Chicago and rising through the Democratic ranks of Chicago politics and winning a Senate seat and being a week from being elected - a nigger - president of the United States is EASY compared to being forced to wear Ed Rodgers glasses with Ed Rodgers haircut and pussily defend John McCain's pussified campaign.

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• UPDATE: Pussies.
• UPDATE: So duh I didn't think it needed mentioning.
• UPDATE: Sis, Boom, Blah.
• UPDATE: Pussies.
• UPDATE: Snappy answers to stupid questions.
• UPDATE: Heavy mental solos.
• Hertzberg doesn't use the word pussies, but.
• If Obama is elected, these will be his first scandals.
• McCain isn't being pussy enough.
• Paranoia and the American right.
• WTF do you expect them to say?
• Lube at first sight.
• This? is a depressing question.
• This? is an interesting  question.
• I didn't know Mac Mathias was still alive.
• Sarah Palin: Neiman Marxist.
• Dan on Engdahl and the Nobel.

Updates later. Or not.

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New Cure?

Theme song October 08

Mehdayz

You're one week away from being a footnote of derision in American history. Palin 2012, gosh, you betcha. Why shouldn't she take down McCain?

Ain't no McCain 2012 regardless who wins this election. If McCain loses, the only way Palin doesn't flame out too is if she cuts his parachute cords and glides down over his splattered candidacy.

I don't think she's dumb, I think she's cracker-smart. I think she's vain and ruthless and cunning and skilled in the demagoguery that makes the cracker-stupid drool. If she understands she's a work, Palin 2012 doesn't seem as far-fetched as if Palin believed her own schtick, though understanding it's a work and having the ability to swerve - which is what she'd be doing, yes, heeling McCain? - are two different skills.

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• The most important thing you'll read today.
• Joe the Strummer v Joe the Plumber.
• Armies of lawyers.
• McCain apostates are pathetic. Ick.
• McCain apostates on viagra are embarrassing.
• Watch the video: where's the accent?
• The internet is a series of cubes.
• The word you're looking for is pussy.
• Planet is going to a Coldplay concert. I have failed as a parent.
• More reasons to hate baseball.
• Build a syllabus for 12th grade 21st C lit class.
• First birthday.

Updates later. Or not.

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A sleeper al-Q terrorist half-white nigger channeling Mao has hypnotized, mesmerized, and bamboozled America as only a devil can, and no amount of reasonable mention by Obama supporters that he couldn't have reached these heights without the sanction of America's top corporate whores - not a Maoist among them - can convince believers Obama's not a sleeper al-Q terrorist half-white nigger channeling Mao.

Fine. Let me say to the barking mad: I would vote for a sleeper al-Q terrorist half-white nigger channeling Mao if there was one on the ballot just to make you howl, but since there's not, I'll vote for corporate whore Obama instead and listen to you howl just as loud.

Meh, one more week until the truly soul-sucking years begin.

The Week Ahead

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• Palin's nightmare, or: Most Important Thing You'll Read Today.
• Palin's nightmare: the chickening shit.
• No one could have predicted this.
• Get ready for shitstorm.
• The week ahead: prequel.
• The week ahead: prequel.
• Maryland crackers.
• But it pisses off the neighbors.
• Metro panopticon.
• wOOt! Latest google cascade is convulsion pussy.
• Where will I buy stun-guns now?
• When angry old conservatives strike.
• MLS hires it's second underwear model.
• Sebald revisited.
• Updike calls Palin names.
• Lionel Shriver, in defense of quotation marks. h/t this guy.

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Fall walk blegging started here. My turn

That's Seneca Creek off the Seneca Greenway Trail between Riffle Ford and 118 in the heart of Moco, about two miles from from one of me and mine's house and about three miles from another. Earthgirl, me, and the stupidest dog on the planet hiked it yesterday. (Click to enlarge; Fleabus too)

Adding, Fleabus picture by Planet, and anyone whose seen Earthgirl's work recognizes whose composition the Seneca photo is.

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The week ahead:

Columbus 1, United O

The five loud off-season acquisitions were Jose Carvallo and Franco Niell, Gonzalos Martinez and Peralta, and Marcelo Gallardo. The first two were cut. Any of the other three on the field at the start of United's life or death game?

And where was today's urgency, say, at Dallas? As much as United deserved to win today they deserved to lose today for games they would have won had they played as hard in those games as they did today.

That's, um, front office and coaching.

Wednesday's last home game v Marathon has the chance to be weird. Hey, United PR department, give me something  when I walk through the gate.

More Monday. Or not.

Preemptive Post-election Complicity! or: Dumbass god-taunting!

Consider how non-violent this election campaign has been, nine days away from the probable election of Muslim terrorist communist nigger, not a single shot thrown his way despite everyone's prediction of assassination attempts: what civil liberties have been violated to make this so?

Do you doubt the right's end-timers aren't stocking the fruit cellars of their bunkers, hording gasoline for their ATVs, quintuple-stocking ammo and fertilizer for kaboom? Do you think militant crackers will tranquilly accept the outcome of Obama winning this election? We are the enemy: the next terrorist attack in America will be by Americans.

Infiltration of groups, domestic spying, eavesdropping of phone calls, interceptions of email: all can be done legally, through proper obtaining of warrants, yes, but Obama's being handed a palette of power unprecedented - and illegally obtained; we shouted immorally obtained - in American history. Does he give it back? And does he protect free speech?

Henley goes here too, though I swear I wrote mine last night before reading his today.

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• Photoshop of the day.
• Palin and autism.
• Conservative Tawama Brawley.
• David Brooks would still let McCain fuck him.
• Misunderstanding whitey.
• Understanding professional whitey.
• Christian Nationalism.
• Obama = holocaust. More.
• When Bippy meant something.
• Aroo! Aroo!
• Foreign policy suggestions for O from Lenin.

Updates later. Or not.

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In my head (hail, the youtube crisis is over), be in yours.

Youtubeability: Test Two