Sleeps With Fishes

People are impatient for Obama to garotte McCain while Elric 7 reminds us ain't no Crakerstani gonna vote for no nigger, yo, so I ask, if

• Obama needs avoiding inflaming congenital Crackerstani ooga-booganism and
• John McCain is that crazy batchelor great uncle with a gambling problem who becomes more publicly embarrassing as he gets older and angrier
• why should Obama get overly aggressive since, out of McCain and Palin and Biden, he's the only one looking presidential plus
• the meme that Uncle Crazy would rip out his wife's jugular with his teeth on The View if he thought it'd get him elected is spreading like a stomach virus through kindergarten plus
• Sarah Palin, whom even Crackerstani columnists are calling on to quit?

Obamagasm?

Frack no, not in fracking Crackerstan, a country where 33% of Crackerstanis will vote for Sarah Palin because she's got an imaginary friend named Jesus and 40% won't vote for Obama because of ooga-booganism, but other than Paleold Dirtyjay Bastardarra, no one has taken my pint bet that Obama won't win (provided he survives).

He's winning, an African-American with an ooga-booga name, and things haven't even started to get weird yet.

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• The most important, and funniest, thing you''ll read today.
• Actually, this is the most important, but it's a buzzkill.
• Bearz on the debate.
• Sfunny how the words "Supreme Court" never got mentioned in Friday's debate vis a vis $700B, but not as sfunny torture got mentioned once and Guantanamo once, neither connected to Supreme Court.
• Something worth considering. (h/t RC)

Updates later. Or not.

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Fracking typepad has bugged up youtubes again, without the help of Dema Kovalenko, so the above garotte-ing of Luca Brasi plus Root Boy Slim's "Hey Mr President" I'd have shown you, go click the links.