Did You Know DC Has A Professional Soccer Team?

It's true, though United doesn't play like it. I guess the coach should make the players play harder.

I read that MLS wants to expand to eighteen, twenty, twenty-two teams, as if dozens of Craig Thompsons are tearing up second division American soccer, just waiting to star in a league of MLS' renowned quality of beautiful soccer.

I don't mind being a rube - I gleefully hand over money to be a rube - as long as I'm worked respectfully, as long as there's a chance, just the slightest wonder, that Nature Boy might shoot on The American Dream, but jeebus, it pisses me off when carnies take my markdom for granted.