Suppose Gangster of Love Obamapompatus is elected to the presidency elevated to the throne and immediately orders mandatory faggotry for Toby Keith air-guitaring rednecks, what beyond a dramatic increase in fertilizer and motor oil and detonation-cap sales will be directly affected?
Domestic spying and telephone eavesdropping and infiltration of domestic militias might seem a smidgen less odious once necky-patriots start the American intifada, think?
S'funny how everyone gets what they wanted only when the other side gets it, when what was wanted is suddenly the evilest evil in the evil history of an evil world.
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- Marysurveillanceland.
- Let's play: If I Were a Right Wing Blogger.
- Opiate of the masses?
- News 2012: London as Beijing.
- Balance fetish: not just for shitty newspaper's political coverage.
- 2008 Bookers announced. Someone smart recommended the Barry to me just yesterday (and will be very pissed Tim Winton's new one didn't make it, but then, he mentions Winton and Nobel in the same sentence, don't you GO'B?).
- AOTP has some books for you to read.
- Planet is reading these, dammit.
- I've killed the fucking eaglebay. How do I stop the fucking ooglegay?
- UPDATE: it worked. I removed the picture from that post and now google, which had that image up whenever anyone googled "BEAGLE" (not just for images, just on the word) has the picture up which now links somewhere else. wOOt! I've just turned off 1500 hits a day! What a genius! Um.
UPDATES
- Something Dana Milbank won't turn into a viral meme.
- Litblogs and Newspapers: A Thought Experiment.
- Maryland: Cut Meals-on-Wheels?
- Maryland: White supremacists?
- I live off Beach Drive: need these signs.
- Strange albums from big stars.
- Helluva good playlist (w/mp3).
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Copied from Post webpage at 1015AM today:
McCain's Charge Lacks Evidence
Campaigns dispute the reasons behind Barack Obama's canceled visit to wounded soldiers.
Michael D. Shear and Dan Balz
President Obama Continues Tour
Sketch | Long his party's presumptive nominee, he is now becoming presumptuous nominee.
Balance: McCain's a liar, but Obama's a presumptuous ass.
Hold you breath until a Washington Post reporter or columnist admits that if McCain wasn't so lame Obama wouldn't seem so awesome, cause they've figured it out, mofos.
I speak of the Obamapomatus of Love not because some people call me Maurice (wOOt-woo), but because every time I think I'm free of the lesser-evil argument, the pig-right drags me back in.