Reminding myself again why obamagastic over hillaryistic: Would the three major networks have dispatched their anchors to follow Clinton around Eurasia in July?
Listen to Andrew Tyndall school Tom Rosenstiel, who was arguing for some false journalistic morality that McCain coverage 50/50 Obama's, Friday night on News Hour:
The reality is that Obama is speaking to 200,000 people in Germany and John McCain is in an aisle in the supermarket, the 200,000 people are more newsworthy than Obama. And you wouldn't be reflecting reality accurately if you gave those two events equal weight. You'd lose all credibility in the eyes of your audience, because you'd be saying this spectacular phenomenon that's happening in Berlin is no more or less important than a photo-op in a supermarket.
Regardless how Obama reflects your suck and your suckangst, if this is a hexagonal board game and you're playing to win, which side do you want to play, knowing the rules and rules' uselessness, Obama or McCain?
Honestly, when your opponent's current argument is that you are just too awesome, even if that criticism is the early preparatory groundwork for AIIEE! NIGGER! and AIIEE! NIGGER! is just preparatory groundwork for screaming OBAMANDINGO! will take your white daughters, your opponent sucketh pathetically.
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- A list of people Obama has had murdered.
- Audacity of intelligence.
- Read this article from American Conservative magazine (h/t Henley).
- It is true Europe longs for bullshit American idealism.
- But David Ignatius is still one shockingly self-admiring dumbass motherfucker.
- Goosestep through the tulips (and the genius of SCTV).
- McCain lies. And your point?
- Rich is worth reading today.
- Radicalized Libertarians are not a matter of luck.
- Absaroka? The 51st State?
- Elric 7 has Dinamo Moskva schwag.
- The eaglebay ogglegay is ackbay. How do I get rid of it?
- Tofu does not harsh your jizz. Duh.
- Perhaps it's a sign of sucksess when MLS is as willing to flaunt kayfabe as European leagues.
- P.Z. proves his point, hardening the resolve of every person his proof refuted.
- The power of Rush is his ability to produce shitpieces like this.
- Hey, Mocomofos, Weasel interviewed (last one, at the bottom). I'm glad he's got a gig, but sweet MC5, does The Globe suck.
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It's only July, and Obama wowed Eurasia while McCain floundered in a grocery and the pig-right is only skimming the pigugly to come. Ew! Obama's acting like he wants to be president! The nigbastardger!
Mofos, I begged to be entertained and I will bring down curses, but it's only July. No matter how feeble John McCain is now this show won't get febrile until Obama's shot or October erupts.