Imagine Our Surprise

Hey! Guess who's a trained assassin!

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And a very well trained assassin at that.

Frank has bonded with Earthgirl, meaning if I or Planet approach Earthgirl, Frank leaps to attention, and if we try to hug Earthgirl, Frank attacks unless Earthgirl calls him off, at which point Frank immediately sits.

Talked to a behavioral vet who told me the dog is probably not re-programmable, and even if he was, it would take months and month of hours a day of hard training, and even then the dog might attack years from now, so strong is the guard dog training on so smart a dog.

Shit. Luckily, the farm we got him from takes him back, in about four hours. Shit.