1/17/10

I'm giving marriage advice to a bartender. He's
just engaged, every regular at the bar bitchandmoans
marriage as dentist appointments, tax audits, walking
the bitch's fucking Pomeranian in cold rain.

I haven't touched my wife as wife in six or seven
years. I haven't touched anyone else, I haven't had
better sex in my life. I'm not growing old with grace
or shame. Push me my pud, I'll claim it's the universe.