- There's Too Much Lime in the World and Not enough gin, they gasp. The Gentle are Curious, but the curious are not gentle*
- When You Were Young
- Hood On Your Blands
- GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG
- Chicago 0, United 1
- Hamster Advice!
- Sober, Life is a Prison, Shit-Faced, It's a Blessing. Sober, Nobody Wants You, shit-Faced, they're all undressing. sober, it's even darker, shit-faced, the moon is nearer
- Bucket of Suck
- United 3, Ningland 1
- Fifty Today