I never expected Obama to turn decisively Left because he was progressive at heart and believed progressive ideas in the country's best interest. I expected him to turn decisively Left because it was in his political interest.
Or turn decisively Right. One or the other.
This dumb motherfucker believes his own bullshit, thinks bipartisanship entails alienating everyone equally. In a moment of schismatic national anxiety, he thinks splitting differences wisdom, half-measures strength? We want to be lead, you dumb motherfucker.
I'm not a roob because I thought Obama a progressive, I'm a roob because I thought Obama a smart, canny, gamesplayer.
I never imagined he'd deliberately brand himself a pussy.
He's a cow the size of a schnauzer. My apologies.
- Remember when Obama thought it cleverly symbolic to nominate this fuckwad to his cabinet?
- A well-earned I told you so.
- Garry Wills, whom I bashed for this a couple of weeks ago, obamapostasizes.
- Deciphering Bullshit: Nuance Edition.
- UPDATE! America: Mendacious or Heedless has the added benefit of commenting on the Berube v Proyect spat.
- Yay! Bernie, Yay! Al. Make more noise. And as a silly thought-experiment, it's Franken v Palin 2012. Go.
- UPDATE! Boofuckinghoo. Now, when Obama responds to his wealthiest donors wishes, Your Fucking Washington Post will run a story on how Obama is selling access.
- I wonder if anyone at Your Fucking Washington Post wishes they had kept Froomkin.
- This is true. How soon before the words Tiger and steroids begin appearing in the same sentence?
- Agitprop is shutting down. This was the second group blog I contributed to. I don't miss the first (which is still densely humorless and humorously dense), and I'll not much miss the second because we'd all pretty much stopped contributing to concentrate what time and effort each had to their respective personal blogs. Bookmark Pime (from whom I found that Maury photo from last post) and Stump Lane, yo.
- Quick Study has shuttered too.
- UPDATE! No, it's not. And, um, it's because Proyect has picked another fight.
- And it looks like Ellis is (at the very least) on hiatus.
- I curse a lot. I'm probably not going to stop.
- Crisis in Kensington!
- Germantown Future Hell!
- Crisis in Glen Echo! or: Fucking Villagers.
- Earthgirl grew up just up a two minute walk from Sycamore Store.
- Greivis Future.
- Modernism against Modernity.
- New York Times names it Top Ten Books of 2009, five fiction, five non-fiction. I don't read non-fiction much, I haven't read any of the fiction.
- This is the Book of the Year:
- Two new Gerald Stern poems.
- Today's Listening Assignment.
- Today's Listening Assignment.
- I could have gone but chose not to. I don't begrudge them. It's not so much me not wanting to see them up there doing back then, it's that I don't want to see me seeing them up there doing back then.
- Today's Listening Assignment.
- Today's Listening Assignment.
- Today's Listening Assignment.
- Today's Listening Assignment.
WAYLON'S WOMAN
James Tate
Loretta had a rooster that was so fierce
nobody could visit her anymore. Loretta loved
that rooster, and the rooster loved Loretta,
thought she was his wife. So the only time
we got to see Loretta was when she came to town.
We'd meet her at Mike's Westview Cafe and drink
beer with her all night. The rooster's name
was Waylon, and she'd talk about Waylon all
night, and if you didn't know better you'd think
she was talking about her husband. Well, I knew
better, and I still thought she was talking about
her husband. "Waylon wasn't feeling very good
this morning.""Waylon was real sweet to me
last night.""Waylon is so handsome, sometimes
I just can't take me eyes off him." She's still
fun to be with, and she seems completely normal
to me. At closing time, we say our good-byes,
and I kiss Loretta, just a little peck, because
I know she is married to a chicken, and I respect
that. Waylon has made her happy in ways I never
could. The starry sky, the police hiding in the
bushes, God, it's good to be alive, I think, and
pee behind my car in the darkness of my own private
darkness.
Another one of dozens of my five favorite songs ever:








