So, predictions for United v Jabloteh tonight?
An email stream from Tuesday night:
Me: Hamster will be using Marc's ticket. Hope you can work work to join us.
Landru: Yeah, I think I'm good.
Me: Excellent. There's a 10% chance we'll witness something remarkable in the Train Wreck category, 100% chance we'll have a good time.
Landru: The train's already wrecked, dood. We're just watching the zombies stagger out of the flaming wreckage.
Me: Let me rephrase: there's a 10% chance we'll see the zombies turn on each other in an entertaining display.
Landru: I'd be much more confident in that happy possibility if the Angry Underbite was between the pipes. I think our best shot is Szetela choking out Pops.
Me: My bet is Gomez saying fuck it around 65, peel off the armband and throw it on the ground, and Benny kovalenkos him. Please please please please please.
Landru: Most excellent. No bet.
Meanwhile, here's Napoleon on my front steps this morning, begging me not to go to work, to stay home and play with him, all while diminishing the value of my home.
Varför detta bara flög i mitt huvud som vet, vara i din:
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