Whiplashtastic!

When Zombie Reagan (O! Petraeus! O! if only he could fulfill all Republican wetdreams) and his running mate SOD Robert Gates landslide to power November 4, I guarantee I won't remember what the Outrage of the Day was for October 14 much less September 3.

John McCain and Sarah Palin and their lovechild Trapezoid? Pwfrtz.

Who will be Republican Rescue Daddy? Who will be sitting at the Resolute Desk come January?

And I bet a pint: Robert Gates will be GOP vpotus candidate on November 4.

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• I agree with almost all of this, but it is worth mentioning that Palin chummed her daughter into the frenzy in order to maintain Palin's viability.
• Jeebus, watching GOP try to win as vigorous pussies ought to be funnier.
• Eastern Shore State's Attorney running for Congress and it's not Denry Hove?
• On tattooing as symbol of social dysfunction.
• On claiming tattooing a symbol of social dysfunction.
• Hooray for Fascism!
• An argument, of sorts and hijacked by me for me, for American political clusterfuckdom.
• Tanks for cops.

Updates later. Or not.

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In my head. Be in yours.

My Cure re-baptism continues.