Crackerstan

All true. For some idiots, plumbing is everything.

I have faith most women who aren't Cracker-Americans or Christer-Americans won't vote their daughters' and daughters' daughters' hard won rights away because John McCrusty nominated a Vaginal-American. Smart women aren't that selfish, that stupid.

Holy War, mofos, Holy War versus fags and dykes and niggers and the Liberals who love them, that's what Palin's nomination signals. Culture War, mofos, with, come October, a good old shooting war between Israel and Hezbollah and, what the fuck, some naval confrontations with Iran in the Gulf of Hormuz, and Saving the World for Jesus to make the world safe for Jesus to destroy it, the apocalpyse on Jesus' timetable, cracker-by-god.

Jesus

I hate Cracker-Christers.

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• Pastor Gerson, asshole Republican, complains Obama called Republicans assholes.
• While the World's Shittiest Human worries Palin's inherent bloodthirstiness isn't experienced enough (which is, to be honest, honest.)
• Surprise! Newt hearts Sarah!
• O, Bomb it On the Mountain.
• Vagina Dumbtata.
• On Teh Stupid.
• Palin as landmine.
• Ed interviews Brent Spiner.
• Fritz has an ear-mite, one that's already a commercial for some car. Few days ago I bitched about how boring new music on KEXP has become, how repetitive and derivative, and I wonder: Now that bands write songs with at least one blink of an eye on getting in made bed in a commercial, how much does that motive explain why so much now sounds alike?

Updates later. Or not.

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HEY!!! I have one ticket to tonight's United game v Metros. Use the secret Dog numbers and/or email addresses. Will have to meet at stadium.

Come STAND! with all three Dogred Brothers, Black, Elric, and Bromark! Only cost you the price of beverage at halftime.

Ought to be a good game.