Rubitudinous!

Can I remind everyone excoriating Obamawful (dibs BDR!) over FISA that we who are excoriating Obamawful over FISA are despised by most and disdained by all but us'uns? We are the relative at family reunions who sparks involuntary oh-shit grimaces when first seen by grandparents, parents, siblings, aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews, cousins, in-laws.

Even if Obamawful was one of us he couldn't run as one of us, so bitch and moan theatrically or bitch and moan stupidly, scream OMFG! Obamawful isn't campaigning to win our self-righteously strident hearts. If I was Obamawful, I would not only be running away from me, I'd be running with the amoral pliability of this fister.

Obamawful isn't one of us. He wants to be president.

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Quit the rubitude: mofos, I'm not giving up next Spring's England vacation with Planet and Earthgirl to donate the money and time to rebuilding a house in Appalachia washed out in an early April flood. I'll send $50 to Red Cross and get me to some Premiership games. Any of you soon-to-be ex-pats living in London in protest of Obamawful, I'll buy you a pint.

My unitary theory of self-interested rubity, mofos.

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Obamawful's gonna get him a couple, too. Is there a question in your statement, ma'am?