Obamaccomplice

If true that in scheme of wheeling galaxies (or, to go infinitely smaller, in the lives of starving children in Zimbabwe) the difference between a donkey-whore and an elephant-whore is measured in the bulge of secret Bermudian bank accounts, there's always rooting for Obama because asshats like Richard Cohen disqualify him for the presidency because he hasn't been properly tortured by the VC.

Because McCain was tortured, The Villagers will grant him preemptive forgiveness:

At its broadest, the goal is to portray Obama as "them, not us." And if anyone does not remember the term "Black Muslim," with all its associations to '60s domestic terrorism (by the way, did I mention his connection to the Weather Underground, and the position attributed to him by John McCain that as president he would meet with terrorists?), it is unconsciously active in all of our minds now. We should expect a demonization of Michelle Obama that makes the Republican branding of Hillary Clinton in the 1990s pale. There will likely be a spate of YouTube ads and once-played television ads that will receive tremendous media coverage aimed at consciously raising questions about the ads while unconsciously reinforcing questions about Barack Obama....

We are poised for the nastiest, most racist presidential contest in modern American history. Why? Because John McCain can't win any other way.

Duh and yawn, but this:

Obama's running for president, his not having the decency to be tortured by the VC, against The Villagers' favorite torture victim is so gauche, elitist, presumptive, so outrageously offends the patriotic sensibilities of Georgetown's best cocktail circuits, that to ask John McCain not to scream AIIIEE! MUSLIM NIGGER! is to disrespect both John McCain's stay in the Hanoi Hilton and The Villagers own sense of high martini-duty.

Duh and yawn.

Rube that I am, I still cannot disabuse myself of the notion that, in the scheme of wheeling galaxies, kids in America who need Head Start and healthy breakfasts on the state's dime aren't benefited by a few pennies when Democrats are in power. If government is negotiating the terms by which the elite bribe the masses to peacefully allow the elite to exploit the masses, the Democrats still offer more pennies than the Republicans. On those few pennies I perch half my damn. Rube that I am.

The other half? Pigbrains exploding, mofos, pigbrains exploding.

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• A smackdown of the above sentiments.
• A smackdown of the above sentiments.
• A smackdown of the above sentiments.
• On nigger bitches.
• More Carlen you-tubes, and a good appreciation.
• How homosexuals ruined the kiss of peace.
• We were hiking this section of this trail last month.
• We were hiking this section of this trail last month.
• Greenbelt United, or: Marc Fisher, Shitsmearer.
• Steven Moore interview.

Updates later. Or not.

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Having said that, this is fucking creepy:

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The trouble with detonating pigbrains is it need tap into the same instincts that created pigbrains in the first place.

I, for one, am not a pinhead attracted to ur-fascist symbolism.

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I'm off to shine my jackboots.