Now She's In Purple, Now She's a Turtle, Disintegrating.

Irony is Clorg, which justified its obamashanking as necessary vetting (because if Obama couldn't take what CLINTON INC threw, how could the big baby survive what the pigs had in store), now basing Clorg's campaign's justification as WAAH! those nasty obamabots!

Listenrubes, I'll give whomever is inaugurated this coming January six-hundred whole seconds to materially improve my life or I'll call upon all my e-pitchforkers to keyboard riot, but kits, mofos, kits!

Obama gets 600 seconds, Clorg 599. WAAH! go the dead-enders.

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• This dead-ender calls Obama supporters his "mujahideen", which is stupid when "half-black panthers" is still available.
• Huckabee joked about Obama assassination just a week before Clorg's RFK gaffe, though I haven't seen anyone make the connection, proving nothing more than Huckabee's irrelevance, which I bet has occurred to Clorg.
• How monsters perceive of themselves as martyrs.
• Abraham, Martin, and Clod.
• Krugman writes a column chiding Obama supporters for exploiting Clorg's dumbass statement (she wasn't calling for Obama to be assassinated, she was rifling through her rolodex of self-justifications), because Clorg would never take an Obama misstatement and distort it for Clorg political gain.Krugman then taunts Obama-supporters with a fuck you blog post. Awesome! The conscience of a liberal!
• Because it emphasizes her maniacal desire to be president, that's what.
• Because it emphasizes her maniacal desire to be president, that's what.
• Because it emphasizes Bill's maniacal desire to be president, that's what.
• No clear map? Waah!
• Not the least reason to oppose Clorg is the chairman of Clinton INC.
• Told you. Here, most recently, though many times before. (Can anyone suggest a self-blog search engine besides blogbox, which sucketh, especially as I try to limit categories - I mean, I could have a category Chelsea Clorg Clinton Inc, but....)
• Smacking Malkin is old-hat, which doesn't mean Roy isn't good at it.
• If they've only embezzled $15B, they're even more incompetent than you thought.
• Beyond belief, or the bullshit that is American nonpreferentialism.
• Friday Hope Blogging.
• How to talk me out of wondering if I should have bought a mac.

UPDATES

• BANG! Just kidding.
• Because he is a Republican.
• Find the antichrist!
• Free State Politics seems to have, um, gone comatose.

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Today's post title brought to you by Siouxie, who's 51 today.