ZOMG! $he'$ Rich?

Will everyone not pigdumb $top their vapor$ at $udden di$covery the Clinton$ are rich? $hit, next you're going to tell me the country i$ ruled by a moneyed-elite who di$mi$$ the ma$$e$' live$ as $o many trained monkey$ who re$pond to re$pective demagoguerie$ according to each'$ prejudice$.

The pig$mart argue among$t them$elves what ratio of banana to electric prod work$ the monkey-herd be$t and argue among$t them$elves over the definition of what'$ "be$t," but finally vote again$t The Hillary becau$e the final $traw i$ $he'$ rich? Dude, $eriou$ly.

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• E$pecially when there are $o many $en$ational rea$on$ to de$pi$e her.
• When the Colombian government think$ Mark Penn'$ too vile to deal with, what doe$ that $ay about The Hillary?
• Preemptive Petraeus report spinning.
• Crisp Bluejay Sutra is equal opportunity snarking.
• Death by blogging.
• On the one-percent solution.
• Blogangst that doesn't make you wince.
• Dean Wareham autobiography reviewed by Liz Phair.
• Other than the Rushdie, nothing on this list of upcoming fiction releases oh-boys me.
• Wow, lots on Ashbery.
• I'm seeing no reviews, feeling no buzz for this, which shouldn't surprise me? Darconville's Cat caused a stir years ago. I'm off to buy the new one now. When I saw in a Borders in San Francisco (which is exactly like the Borders in Rocketville) and opened randomly, it included poetry from Albert Goldbarth!
• Plus, looking at the Powell's link, Steven Moore, a critic I trust on pomo fiction, says "I must confess at the outset that I love Alexander Theroux's work as I love no other," which is a remarkably shitty-ass thing to post: is it a prelude to praise or disappointment? You have to assume the latter, yes?
  

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Of cour$e $he will quit when $he want$ to, and there i$ no rea$on to quit now and many rea$on$ to keep running, not the lea$t of which are her million$ of $upporter$ who'd not forgive her for quitting now whom $he might need later. And the million$ her inve$tor$ have $unk into her candidacy $o their $ide of moneyed-elite can tell the other $ide of moneyed-elite a bit more banana and a bit le$$ electric prod is nece$$ary for the ma$$e$ at thi$ time.

Which i$ not a$ bitter a fight a$ between The Hillary'$ moneyed-elite and Obama'$ moneyed-elite, which i$ between $ibling$, not cou$in$, and thu$ the $take$ are in$ignificant in the macro but life and death in the micro, which i$ where the moneyed-elite bet their e$teem.

$he'$ not quitting becau$e of future performance which inve$tor$ judge, de$pite the lawyerly legale$e at the end of commercial$, on pa$t performance.