Embracing the Clusterfuck

As I slowly accept there will be no cathartic summer, I remember last November when angst was wrung from fear of the Clorg and the upcoming primary season deliberately rigged for its queen. If Clorg had clinched Super Tuesday as scheduled to clinch, we'd already have air-hammered nails into our brains rather than endure ten fucking months of Clorg versus Corpse. Bless Lord Clusterfuck.

And bless Lord Clusterfuck for proving again the scramble to exploit each clusterfuck generates at least two clusterfucks of equal or greater clusterfuckability. That I am slow to embrace the clusterfuck is on me.

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• The case for Obama dropping out. Snark. I think.
• Because they both suck.
• Boo-fucking-hoo. And a response.
• Jeebus fucking Cracker.
• World's shittiest human demonstrates why.
• Krugman offers obamacriticism.
• The answer is yes, but no.
• Cardin and Hoyer wobbliness.
• Why wasn't this already being done and within budget?
• Amusing that it's Fox reporting this.
• That Ubu you do.
• New Paul Weller coming.
• Buried in this article about the dumbest fucking guy on the planet is some good news about Hilltop.
• UPDATES
• Alex Ferguson should work for the Clorg.
• A view from Indiana.
• Playboys at the PX.
• They both suck? An attempt at refutation.
• Wanna bet county by county results in North Carolina? Cheat sheet!
• McCain in Selma as OJ returning to crime scene.
• Negative advertising keeps giving.
• Really stupid ideas: Hillary update.
• See, the problem is he needed to do this when he was winning.

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Identify the second guy from the right:

Beyond again taunting myself with how old I am, the fact I spent part of the late 70s following his band and the fact I spent three days in Santa Cruz a month ago makes me go whoa. But not as much as looking at Bobby. He's a little red rooster. Bwawk!